Dr. Christopher Lampner’s Psychoinutero-therapy was developed when working for the Centers for Advanced and Expensive Science. In it he theorized that all neurosis can be traced, not to childhood or adolescent experiences, but all the way back to the gestation period in the womb.
As a result of his theory he argued that the only effective therapeutic treatment was good classical psychotherapy performed with the patient inside an adult-sized womb.
The adult sized womb is designed to completely mimic the real thing, a humid slimy environment in near total darkness. A soundtrack of the muffled din from everyday life is played, as are the “oohs” and “ahhs” of unknown and unseen entities.
More expensive forms of the therapy involve the fabrication of a giant clone of the patient’s mother's womb. The added price, it has been argued, makes a statistically significant difference of 2.7% more effective than those who opt for a generic brand womb-therapy. Although that number is out of the 3.3% of people who report results above what is expected allowing for the placebo effect and chance.
For those who think that Psycho-inutero therapy may help them, the company urges people first read their marketing materials before consulting their doctors.